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I recently went to a meeting with a friend, and because it was around noon and I was tired of dropping my daughter off at the YMCA and wanted to spend time together, I brought her with me. I told her that we could go for a walk after the meeting and in classic 2-year-old fashion, her brain focused in on that fact and that fact alone. Only about five minutes into the meeting, my toddler started to wiggle in my arms.
If I asked you to identify the biggest asshole in your life right now, how quickly would you be able to come up with a name? Some of us might be able to list three or four assholes with whom we interact on a daily basis, plus all of the anonymous assholes who cut us off in traffic, cut in front of us in line, and otherwise make our lives miserable. Want to know how to identify the assholes in your life?
We all know them and we all love to hate them, spending countless hours plotting our revenge, our fabulous comebacks, and how to orchestrate that one thing that will hurt them back just as much as they have hurt you. Hold that thought. Because you and I both know that there is no comeback in the world that is going to make an asshole magically turn into something else, like a gentleman or a saint.
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We are living in a world full of assholes. To be sure: There are no census figures to back this up, no national registry from which to draw statistics, but one need only look at the headlines to see that the asshole population has not only grown in recent years but also spawned some new and rather alarming mutants. I mean, Martin Shkreli?
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Have you ever worked with a person so nasty that you hated going to work? In an ideal world, people would treat others with respect, patience, and kindness. Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor from tiland once the most powerful man on earth, said it best:. But in real nkfe, things are a bit different.
E ighty years ago, researchers began one of the longest and most complicated projects to understand human behavior in history. It would take almost 50 years to complete. But their work would define an entire field of psychology.
There are a zillion reasons why Americans have elected the biggest bunch of jerks ever to hold national office — gerrymandering, Russian propaganda bots, meddling by the FBIinept and money-driven news media, imperfect Democratic campaigning, jobs lost to outsourcing and automation, sexism, racism, the intentional dumbing-down of the Republican electorate by conservative think tanks and Fox Newsand so on. He does them defensively, and he's unwilling to listen to our arguments. Why did so many people vote for an asshole? Because people feel empowered.