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From the tiny to the eye-wateringly massive, history is just stuffed with legendary penises. But how many of these tales are really true? We consulted historians, a comedy writer and even a Pulitzer Prize winner in our attempt to discover the truth behind these stories of the oversized, the severed, the diseased and the deformed.

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He makes a cameo in the movie appearing on the " Asses of Fire " poster. He later appeared in " It's Christmas in Canada " and in " Royal Pudding ", where he was seen as a "giant dick". He has brown, spiky hair.

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It was insane! Anyways, apparently Mr. Taken has a hidden weapon bigger than most guns - a seriously titanic weiner.

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Would you like to tell us about a lower price? If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support? Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures!

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These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive.

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Penis Jokes Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?

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