Anyway, after I jerked off with a bunch of banana peels in May, a realization dawned on me: I never fucked the basics. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Your email address will not be published. That being said, if you cut your hole JUST right as in not to wide and not too narrow you can actually get a decent amount of suction going on in them and that definitely is a plus. How Much Prep Will it Take?
Brielle. Age: 21.
Like, I could definitely see maybe ejaculating in a watermelon, there is a lot of potential there.
Miah. Age: 24.
how to really fuck a melon
Your email address will not be published. Yesterday it was a truly awful 38 degrees Celcius outside… so, I kinda just wanted to eat these things rather then masturbate with them and I generally found it a bit challenging to really get into a super aroused headspace while seeing and feeling this bulky produce on my junk. TIP: If this is you, skip the microwave, seriously. Cut the hole, turn on your tap to nice and warm water, and let it run inside your melon until you end up with a decent, consistent temperature.